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cubewatermelon:

She was supposed to be the next Magical Girl, but the dog touched the magical artifact first!
Now she has to help her pet fight evil and also prevent it from flying all over the place in search of bacon.
Inspired by a goofy skype conversation and not a real thing ;0

cubewatermelon:

She was supposed to be the next Magical Girl, but the dog touched the magical artifact first!

Now she has to help her pet fight evil and also prevent it from flying all over the place in search of bacon.

Inspired by a goofy skype conversation and not a real thing ;0

dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???

Anonym

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

meryylstreep:

Maxwell, I think Niles has it in for me.

sea-change:

MARY FUCKING SHELLEY. ’oh, i’m a nineteen year old female in a world where females are basically valued only as mothers, grieving over the loss of my child, disowned by my father, in dire financial straights, stuck in a country that’s not my own, ignored and cheated on by my…

keepforchange:

bluedogeyes:

The Daily Show 2014-08-26 - David Rose

"If only Michael Brown, instead of holding his hands over his head, reached down to his waist and lifted up his shirt, to show the gun he did not actually have, well, this whole tragedy could’ve been avoided.

Do you not understand that life in this country is inherently different for white people and black people?”

Sean Hannity doesn’t have a fucking clue about anything based in reality.  He lives exclusively in his own delusion.

laughhard:

A proper American desk chair…

laughhard:

A proper American desk chair…

Smooth out your skirt and do not look at him.
Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t  (via harrisonjamie)
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Song: when a motherfucker touches you
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so-humorous:

i wasn’t expecting that tbh

laughatthestars:

today, my school hosted an exhibit for suicide awareness day. the exhibit included 1,100 backpacks in representation of the number of lives that are lost to mental illness each year on college campuses. many of these backpacks were donated by the families that lost loved ones and had their stories attached. i’m so proud of my school for bringing attention to such a serious issue.

anicantskywalker:

sclez:

cykeem white 

He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.

Wait

smidgetz:

chubbygirlindreamland:

traces0fmylipstick these are some

these are gorgeous cuts, like wow.

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset