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lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

"votes democrat"

frrostbytte:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

"votes democrat"

colberrydreams:

booraloora:

catherinewho:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT THERE’S A FRENCH TURTLE AND I’M DELIGHTED

A FRENCH TORTOISE TALKING TO SIMON PEGG

THREE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

baggins-shire:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

rory-odair:

mymissus:

petrichorlove:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

He’s like “OH, YEAH!” I enjoy beatings!

That moment when movie Harry was EXACTLY like book Harry

#you mean the only time

but ‘sassy potter’ is like the password we can use to find out who’s actually a fan and who just saw the movies

Or we can all be fans together regardless or whether we’ve read the books or not

yes that let’s do that

Son… I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.

drugsbust:

when someone i don’t know tries to hug me

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Professor - To all the student. If you see a man in a cape, do not be afraid. He’s just overly emotional. Also tell him to remove said cape because it tracks mud onto the carpets.

endverse-chucks-toilet-paper:

marauders4evr:

Hesitation

All eyes were turned to the squirming boy on the stool. The hat was partially covering his face but they could see his worried frown. The seconds seemed to crawl by.

Sirius Black was especially interested in this student. He could barely see over the cluster of heads. He half-rose from his seat, only to be stopped by a comforting hand on his shoulder. James gave him a sympathetic look and Sirius sank back down, realizing that there was nothing he could do.

By now, a good minute had passed. A smile slowly spread across Sirius’ face, as if the verdict had already been announced.

Finally, the hat came to life and a single word echoed though the hall:

"SLYTHERIN!"

He sadly nodded and James squeezed his shoulder. And yet, despite his sorrow, Sirius continued to smile as Regulus toook the hat off and raced over to the table clad in green and grey.

"Sorry, mate," Remus murmured.

Sirius waved his hand and remarked, “Ah, I knew that he was going to get sorted into Slytherin.”

His friends stared at him, unable to hide their confusion.

"Then," Peter whispered, "Why are you smiling?"

"Because," Sirius proudly said, "The hat hesitated."


Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror. 
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. 
No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad. 
from Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

from Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett

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charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

americachavez:

do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry

donatellavevo:

this was the best promo she did for any single of that album

middlemarching:

Danielle Brooks & Samira Wiley on Celebrity Girl Crushes

oh my god they are so precious

iamafrayedknot:

marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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their welcome dance would just be everyone free styling badly